Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Cheras hot dick on newspaper




On today sin chew newspaper, Cheras hot dick finally famous d... Hahaha







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Watch movie.. Alone

Today is a miracle for me.. I woke up at 8.30am... Earlier than my stupid alarm start to make noise... I think even earlier than the cock wake up.. I know I need to reach office early today Cus I need to do something in Bukit jalil.. Which cannot notice by other.... It's a secret sorry I can't tell

After all this bla bla works.. I drop by at hand pull pan mee, which can be found in previous post..

Have a quick lunch then went back office.. My boss ask me go Kota damansara briefing.. Haih.. Sien... Travel again.. Wookay.. Went there and nobody were there.. Shit.. Must be kena con by my boss again.. Actually they do change the meeting venue but without inform my boss, asshole.... Make me run here and there.. That so call briefing I really dunno what the he'll is that, no system no person in charge, no layout plan no this and that, waste my time.. 4 something and I in Kota Damansara, for sure look for some happy hour place or at least watch a movie in e leisure..

I receive my Fren text which he mention he in PJ area, for sure I will look for him to drink.. But.. He said he will finish at 7 something.. Aiya.. Just fxxk it.. Don't think my thirst can wait u...

No kaki drink, then I decided to go for my all time favorite cinema.. Spark MBO which located in Desa petaling, if u happen to travel heading to sg.besi toll for sure u will saw that big ugly building.. It's 5pm.. And I check my phone for Showtime.. 6.30pm, meet the parent, little fxxker.. Oh that is the movie I want to watch.. And i know I might be late if I watch in other cinema.. U know.. It's not funny to travel back to Cheras or seremban highway at 5pm... It's fxxking jam.. As usual.. PJ.. I hate PJ... Ok... After pay all those mother fxxker toll.. RM1.5 every time when they show u their fat hand.. PJ and damansara again... KNN

As per my super fortune teller instinct skills.. It's really fxxking jam at kerinchi link and federal highway... Nvm.. I play with my phone since my car are moving slowly... Open radio kuat kuat and fxxk the other driver which dunno how to use their signal light.. Show them my new middle finger nail art..

Finally.. I reach the Spark shopping complex.. I never worry for the parking problem because this place only me, flies and cockroach will come... Most of the time no ppl one.. They do have video game center, small Malay style karaoke box, snooker center, giant super market and bla bla.. But since the customer only me, flies and cockroach... It's a very ideal place to snake..

It's already 6.10pm and I just take my time.. Smoke next to my car and slowly walk up to level 4 which their cinema were.. As u know, flies and cockroach don't watch movie.. Only me will watch movie.. I tell the counter.. Meet the fxxker.. 6.30pm.. The screen show all green... Mean I am the only customer... Dont forget.. It's already 6.20pm and I still the number 1 customer, dunno how they going to supply.. I laugh the counter Malay girl also laugh..




- the cp 1 mean I am the only customer at that moment.. Hahahah.. I grab my twistties and apple twister.. Go and pee 1st.. Walk in a choose couple seat to sit down.. Ya.. I pay only RM5 but no one were there for sure I can sit everywhere I like.. Do have a try next time.. Most of the date u can do that.. The seat are all leather covered.. Carpet no stinky smell. The special couple seat can lay down one.. Maybe they design this just in case some couple wanna make love inside.. Who know.. Got spring mah..









Surprisingly I saw a couple come in at 6.28pm.. And sit next to me.. There is only 4 couple seat at the back and u choose the corner one.. Some more the face look so hum sup.. I know what u wan to do la.. So I just give him a chance, move to the next seat and allow him to hum sup hos Gf later... Ok.. The ad kick in... Finally got few ppl come on.. I think max is 8 ppl include me and that hum sup couple..

Wah.. The guy like cannot wait.. Movie just start and start kissing d.. Hand also run here and there, the tudung almost fall down.. Wow.. What an action...

Nvm.. Go back watch porn better.. Suddenly the screen show my dream girl.. Natalie portman.. She have a new movie call no string attached and all about make love.. Funny right, yes it is all about make love.. Go and check it out when it's available.. Btw forget to congrate her to win dunno what best actress in few award.




Go back to the movie which i gonna watch.. Meet the parent: little Fockers.. (i like this name, just like how i like cheras hot dick. My all time favorite Ben stiller, Robert De Niro (the god fxxker) and Jessica alba... Waaaaaa.. Jessica alba




Damn, she so gorgeous.. Dun wan to talk much bout the movie but I do like this kind of movie, humor but not stupid or lame.. High class joke man..

There is only one script I like the most.. "you are my true north, I will never get lost when I be with u" so wonderful is it? it come out from the mouth of a playboy... Oh.. Btw... Jessica alba do show her sweet smile again.. I melt.. And she even wear bra in this movie.. Wow... What a body shape... Damn.. Fxxking hot...

Movie finish.. Go back home.. Buy some beer.. That my day.. Tomorrow need to fight some target again.. My Europe tour waiting for me to board..

Adios....


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Location:MBO Desa Petaling Spark shopping kompleks

Food review Hand pull pan mee...

Ok, here come the 2nd food review, this one I gonna make it a positive review, let talk bout the history first.

My family and my relatives are Hakka, maybe because we have the Hakka blood inside we do like to eat pan mee so much. We will travel all the way just because we want to taste the famous pan mee (according to others recommendation)...

Today this pan mee stall I gonna introduce located in Sri sentosa, along old Klang road, a bit tricky to find, if u turn in from old Klang road, (old Klang road are kinda long) then u will see a signboard written Sri sentosa, the landmark for the junction is it got one traffic light and used car dealer lot, just turn in and go straight all the way, u will pass by some apt I.e avant court and bla bla bla, at the end of the road u will see petronas at your left and right in front of it got one junction for you to turn right, just turn right and u will see some very old shop.. It's actually facing the morning market aka wet pasar, the only thing u can rely on is the photo below or ask ppl when u reach the pasar, this pan mee shop got one wonderful name which 1000% not match with the shop condition.. Red tea cafe... What a joke, Check out the photo below




They dare to call themselves red tea cafe... In Chinese is hong char kun... What la, this shop look even more ugly than my grand mother toilet.. Or if u notice from the pic above u will see a very ugly hand writing written, hand pull smooth pan mee.... If u saw this, then congratulation, u found it.. Sometimes it'll block by tree so pay extra attention when u reach the pasar.

Ok, let talk about the food, this shop do not serve Chinese tea.. U know, all time famous Chinese tea ice.. They only serve herb tea. So it mean it will cost u more Lo.. They do sell some meat ball and pandan chicken.. This is a secret Cus now they don't serve menu anymore.. U so lucky to know this Cus u read my blog... The chicken and meat ball really not bad..

Back to our focus, pan mee, as usual I like it to serve it dry, for sure got soup option.. Let see some photo





Yes, this is how it look like, due to I quite rush today so I unable to show u how long for each mee... Really, they use hand to pull it until very long, so sometimes u need to cut it by your teeth, the soup is very rich with ikan billis taste.. My favorite although it a bit salty.. This mee they do put lot of sesame oil.. So u can smell it far far away, and that is the reason I always tempted to eat here although the environment really not good.. Try to imagine once the mee go in with to your mouth and the sesame oil just like turbo kick in.. Your tongue suddenly get boost 200 horse power, really will give u the vrooooooom feel. Btw.They only serve for dry type. With sesame oil. Which is the one I show... Halo, I only one person takan I order 2 bowl right...

The mee still as soft as last time, the sesame oil still look like they can get it at super discounted price (mean they really put a lot).. Taste.. Still the same... My favorite turbo boost, still remain... Do have a try if u drop by this area.. This pan mee do shown in Astro food program... So it mean it do "verify" by some other dunno what big S... They must have remove all the ugly table and chair while the shooting crew came and shoot the food program.

That all for my report, do call me if u really can't find the place... (I will scold u first then tell u where is it Cus I type so long to direct n yet u still can't find it)

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Location:Sri sentosa

Monday, January 17, 2011

1st target for food review, prawn mee

Dunno why recently I will feel hungry between 4-6pm, since I already have blog, so I decided to do some food review based on my Cheras hot dick view....

On da way back to my pj office from KL, my tummy start to send me some SOS signal... I know it's time to eat again, since I in pj so I decided to visit a place I long time never eat before... Lim prawn mee in Wisma chow Yong, SS2, the location can check the google maps I attached.

How long I never been here? I think already 2 years... After cross all the expensive toll.. PJ... Haih... Finally I reach here, faster snap a photo before they scold me

IPhone Photo


Em.. Still the same sign board... First thing for sure look for the place I can see my car... U know.. PJ, always got bandaraya kacau one... Then settle down, order a 100plus and for sure order the prawn mee..

RM4 for small and RM4.5 for large (exclude upsize soft drink and French fries), the cooker look like an indon, I have a bad feeling bout this.

IPhone Photo


After few min, food is serve, still same looking, red dark color prawn soup. The prawn.. Oh my god, so small, just like those baby prawn still haven't got chance to suck their mother's milk already kena caught by them and cook them. Feel so pity to the prawn..

First taste... Yee... Why the soup taste so run tut (something wrong in Cantonese ) one... Super diluted.. Where is the taste last time? I still remember last time the soup very strong with their prawn taste, is it because they cook by indon? Is it because its already close to 5pm the sou run taste? Or is it they want to satisfy PJ People's taste???

U know what, PJ people's taste very weird one, what also say very nice la, awesome la... No taste soup also say very nice... This prawn soup now cannot eat d, I'm thinking it might because I do tr the kuchai lama prawn mee.. That one now win my heart, rich with prawn taste.. And their little cute looking lamp steak.. That lamp steak not kidding with u, u will love it... Next time if got change show to u all.

Btw, this shop claim they doing beer super promotion, come on, RM14 for 1 big bottle carlsberg? Are u kidding me? Cheras are selling at RM13 per bottle and puchong selling at RM9.90.. Puchong that one really doing crazy promotion la...

Overall give this prawn mee 5.5/10 review... Next time when Dato sri come back to eat must give me a super rich taste one...

Enough for complaint, le go happy hour......



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Location:Exit 1107 Persimpangan Ss2,Petaling Jaya,Malaysia

Amendment to Road Transport Act Malaysia


Wow.. today i can wake up without Alarm.. 9am somemore.. really impress by myself.. finally i can wake up on time.. ok, let check out the news... My heart felt like ping bang......................... break to thousand pieces.. the headline was

"AMENDMENT TO ROAD TRANSPORT ACT, MINISTER NOW CAN BLACK LIST THOSE REFUSE TO PAY MAJLIS PEKAN, BANDAR AND SO ON SO ON" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF............. it mean your name will be blacklisted after they propose the amendment to Parlimen and endorse it..

oh no.. this time i'll be in deep shit... for the pass 5 years.. i never paid for any summon issue by Majlis Bandar.. last time in the place i work.. there is no car park at all.. all car have to double park.. therefore.. i do have a daily summon by MPXX.. from RM30-RM100 EVERYDAY !!!!!!!!!!

So you can imagine that (365x3) days how many summon i kena.. its even thicker than a yellow pages.. i'm not the worst one.. the lawyer firm next to my previous office.. which i know the lawyer.. he do file all his summon... dunno how many ring he collected d.. muahahahaha.. this time he sure die straight...

I do roughly count for my total summon.. (based on all the love letter deliver by the said MBxx).. its about RM20k after discount.. i got all color collection.. from green, orange and red.. then court notice.. according to the said lawyer.. we do not need to pay any summon issue by MBXX cus they do no have any right to sue us to court.. they just the party who manage the place..

Since i do not have RM20k and i ignore all the letter given. they start to give me "discount".. that is the lovely part.. after 1 or 2 months later.. new love letter come in and the amount reduce to RM11k... OMG... what a huge discount.. even cheaper than buy thing in carrefour.. u know.. Malaysian.. always want "further discount"... the last letter i receive from them in 2009... the amount reduce to RM400... muahahahahahahaaha... and... Malaysian style.. ignore again la.. that car already total lost while i bang it in 2009... therefore that car is no longer running on the road.. just tow it la.. muahahahhhah

As a frequent traveler to all the place in Klang valley.. for sure my new car will keep on kena summon.... now. i guess.. few thousand after compiled.. please give me discount....

HAIH.. YB Datuk Seri Kong Cho Ha........ please dont sign the paper if you found my name in da list.... I'll vote for you next time ok (if you compete the seat in KL)


Sunday, January 16, 2011

I'll Move on by Olivia Ong.. meaningful song



This song very meaningful.. sometimes we lost and sometimes we a bit off track.. but the most important thing is... we should move on... whatever past is past



This road that I'm taking twists and turns
My life my chance turning dreams into reality.
Down this path faced with so many things
Sometimes I feel like giving up and turn away

Can't seem to go on
And I've been thru' this before
Now where am I?
Where do I stand?
A little lost here.
But I'll remember.
All those times you've bought me thru'.
I'd be a fool to give up cos' the goal is near

I'll move on I'll go on.
Lord I will take your hand.
And you will guide me along.
Survive thru' this storm.
So I say, come what may.
I'll hold on to my hope.
Yes, I will walk down this road.
And my passion drive will lead me on

Here I am Once again caught in the rain.
Looking back I've come so far And I want to carry on
Take a step at time
It's alright.
Even thru' this rain, I want to smile again

Don't hold back now.
And i've been thru' this before.
Now where am I?
Where do I stand?
A little lost here.
But I'll remember.
All those times you've bought me thru'.
I can feel the sun shining down on me

Here I am, Here I am.
Lord I will take your hand.
And you will guide me along.
Survive thru' this storm.
So I say, come what may.
I'll hold on to my hope.
Yes, I will walk down this road.
And my passion drive will lead me on.

Jenjarom old folks home












Ok.. The story start with.. i'm late again.. i suppose to "reached" A&W PJ at 9am. but you know.. sometimes... i'll overslept.. haha.. i wake up at 9.30am.. then u should know how rush i'll be..

This is a function which organized by Rotary Pudu and we'll visit them twice a year. i also dunno why they adopt an old folks home which 40km away from pudu.. ^&%*&()($ They take over from dunno what rotary club since 1991. I've joint them dunno how many times to visit this old folks home.

Since i already tell u its 40km.. its mean i'll super late.. i drive like 140km/h to 160km/h along the highway.. plus some kampung road you know.. Jenjarom is a very small chinese villege.. famous by the Dong Chan temple.. the largest temple in Malaysia..

ok.. My Alonso driving skills do help me reach there at 10.15am.. carry out all the thing i prepare to distribute to those uncle. (uncle only old folks home).. damn heavy man.. Then the best thing happen.. ITS START TO RAIN !!!!!!!! KNN..

Luckily i'm not late too much, still saw some rotarian start walking to the home.. phew.. wont kena scold this time ^^

After all the speech by rotarian.. bla bla bla.. (it took like age).. start to give ang pao and distribute all the goodies we prepare.. and that is the moment those uncle waiting for.. something will never miss out.. TAKE PHOTO.... everyone.. just like doing show.. we go there just to take photo i think...

This time they very smart.. they bring a van full with char xiu bao and lor mai gai there.. i din manage to eat any of them although i'm damn hungry.. i only manage to steal one small piece of xiu yok to eat.. haih... who ask me so generous want to let all uncle eat 1st...

After they took their dunno lunch or breakfast.. then its the part i hate the most.. Sing chinese new year song.. not say i dun like to sing.. but its like.. haih ya.. dunno how to say la...

as usual, after all this bla bla bla.. group photo session.. hei man.. how to take a photo of close to 50ppl with those stupid camera, no fish eyes, no wide angle lens.. how???? took one by one loh.. but... ITS RAINING !!!!!! good.. all the camera man wet.. luckily i din bring camera...

haih.. whatever la.. as long as its done ASAP.. i'm damn hungry.. its food time

I thought rotarian will bring us to Pulau Carry (should be something pronounce like that) which every year we'll eat there after the visit.. with a big river view.. sometimes can see sotong floating... But oh.. this time they do improved... they bring us to another place to eat..

1st dish.. what lau eh.. 2 pork with bread.. very nice.. and serve serve serve, wow.. total of 9 full plate dishes leh.. i'm happy, cus i can eat a lot but no need to pay as long as i remain my status as Rotaractor.. mauahahaahahaha

Actually all this thing got nothing special to talk about.. the most fun thing is the lomo effect apps which i just bought for my iphone.. wow.. love it so much.. let check out some photo