Tou tou gui bak Gud teh

Woo woo woo... Long time din update my blog.. Busy mah, u know in January, need to attend a lot of annual dinner. Annual dinner mean what? Drunk or tipsy lo, so to avoid I post something stupid... I better wait till I sober only update my blog...

This time I gonna make it more interesting by post video... Yo yo yo.. Video.. Sound damn pro, I am awesome I know... ^^ dont complaint bout the background music.. i'm a sentimental man.. and i'm the copyright owner.. i can put whatever music i like.. muahahahahahahah

Actually I got so many thing in mind want to update... I just want to do it nicely... U know.. Although I'm not pro but I try my best make it look pro..

Yyayayayaya.. I know.. Cut the crap right.. Let stick back to my post... I what to present to u.. Bak Gud teh... All the while I'm a BGT lover.. Is super fans that type.. Can eat 3 times a day and continue for 1 whole weeks... I think all my friend know that.. When I eat a lot.. It mean I know how to choose a good BGT.. So far only 2 stall really win my heart... One located in Lot 10 food court but that one serve dry type only. I still prefer the soup one.. Original mah...so I gonna write something bout soup one..

P/s A small secret bout my family... We do eat BGT as our dinner almost every Sunday... Serious...

According to my uncle, this is the first BGT in kuala lumpur (according to him so no quote or reference ok) previously it located in the stinky pudu pasar..it only open at night, I do try in Pudu market before... The big mushroom and the full rich taste of herb soup really gave me a deep impression. Wow, how come the soup can be so "kao"... And that the way I like it.. Dunno when, the shop disappear... Oh my god... I don't want to settle down with other cheap blak BGT stall... (especially in old Klang road one) yiak.... Tasteless.... But good thing will not disappear.. Finally my uncle manage to found out they shifted to kampung pandan (I always confused with the area Cus got so many pandan here, pandan indah, pandan jaya, kampung pandan, pandan dalam DLL * dan lain lain) so I guess it should be in kampung pandan..












How to get there? For sure by car, don't ask me how to get there by LRT or public transport, I'm a Dato so I never take public transport...k... I think everyone know Taman maluri (Cheras) jaya jusco right, just go straight all the way after u turn in jusco... Go until the end and you'll see a traffic light in front of t-junction. Turn left will lead u to bulatan kampung pandan and u should turn right instead of turn left (sorry BS ing)..it should be the 1st left AFTER u take right, u will see some 5 story walk up apartment on your left and shop lot on your right on da main road...take the 1st left and you will see a school on your left (forget bout the name Cus I dunno).. Go straight and u will pass by some bump... (I hate it Cus it hurt my ferrari's chassis) go go go until u see a shop row on your right.. Turn in (right) and u should b able to see the BGT stall.

If u come from MRR2... even more easier, from kepong side heading to Cheras, then u just take the pandan flyover.. There is only one flyover which u can make a u turn..make a u turn to the opposite road and take the 1st left go down.. U should be able to see the signboard turn right to cempaka (in front of traffic right) don't turn right and go straight further until u reach the 2nd traffic light, turn left and go straight.. Look at your right hand side and u be able to see the apartment I mention.. Another landmark will be you will pass by one big fruit stall on your right... Turn right after u saw the fruit stall.. It's kinda big so it's very easy to recognize.. If still cannot find then call me..

What so special bout this BGT? They do serve yam rice... Yeah baby.. Yam rice which u hardly find in Klang valley... They serve BGT in two way, Normal one or clay port. Clay port usually will make the heat more lasting so I would recommend go for clay port although it's more expensive... Add mushroom if u rich enough like me (I am very very rich for your info).. Beside, u can order Pork leg vinegar and pork gut soup (g tou tong, I dunno how to translate it in english) that soup mixed with some pork organ and u can taste the black pepper... Quite nice also... The Yao zha gui (Chinese friend bread) and tauhu pok is a must for BGT, that one no need mention right? Order the pork meat half thin half fat... That the way I like it.. Some ppl prefer pai guat and some prefer sai guat... Depend on you la..

Even thought they allow some foreign worker to cook but the taste still remain 85% like last them operate their stall in Pudu.. What to do, everything also expensive, labour and pork price increase every year.. So we just have to bear with it lo.. If u prefer light taste.. This is not the good BGT for u.. If u prefer those turbo taste BGT Herb then I think this is the best choice u can go.. If I not mistaken the price would be Rm13.50 per pax for normal BGT.. Not that expensive and it ain't not cheap... Close every fortnightly Monday. 5pm till 1.30am... But don't go too late Cus no more taste d...

Do have a try and call me if u need company... I always on if u talk bout BGT




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Food review Pork bone steamboat

Hell ya ppl, it's Cheras hot "D" again.... Know why I din update my blog recently? Cus nobody ask for that... A bit disappointed... But due to it's close to 600 view so I think I gonna do something to boost it.. u din ask doesn't mean I don't care bout my other lady fans.... U know hot D always hot...

At first I really don't want to talk about this steamboat shop... Not because of the food, the food is donkeylicious... Just because of that group of Sohai police which hide aside and catch me cross the double line... How in the world I will notice it is double line when I don't even see any line there.... RM20 also want.... Your god will bring u to hell.... And I will give u a hell ya

Ok, its already pass for 2 days and I guess they are suffer from some cancer or some serious sickness now.. Merely guess... Let comeback to business... This shop which I wan to talk about today hide in somewhere in Cheras... I stay here so long also dunno got this shop... Some more it's close to my house.... But u all lucky today Cus I gonna intro u all to this pork bone steamboat.. not bad ya know all the nice food place.. Thanks to Cheras hot dick...

Em... About the location, please refer to the location tag.. If your browser can't support... (please change to google chrome as 75% of my blog view by chrome according to my stats) Let the Cheras D tell ya.. The actual place should b name Taman taynton.. If I not mistaken... If u come from jalan LOKE yew, just go all the way straight until u see leisure mall on your left, g further u should see another petrol station, I think is ESSO if Not mistaken, right In front of the petrol station u will see a very big flyover u turn. Just make the u turn carefully and when u come down, take the first left and turn left immediately.. U should be able to see a shop row on your right.. There is only one row so it's kinda hard to miss it. The landmark should be the big yellow building name FUJIOH... What a funny name but its kinda famous in kitchen cabinet.. Make in Malaysia but with good quality, next time if u wan to renovate your house might consider to have a look inside.

If u come from Kajang or from Connaught heading to Cheras, once u come out from Connaught highway which heading to Cheras leisure mall, keep left, take the first left and turn left again....




The shop currently do not have signboard so I dunno what their name.. But according to my wifi devices detected their Internet line name is "coco steamboat".... Laugh my ass out.. Coco steamboat.... Hahaha As usual cheras people like to use those saloon name to name their shop... U know, what lily saloon, marry saloon or coco saloon, all those kind of auntie name... Muahahahahaha, Why don't they name it Cheras Hot "D" steamboat? More awesome right????

This shop actually is the 2nd branch according to my friend. Their first branch is located in Taman Len sing which just few mile away... Also hiding somewhere... Sometimes u won't even know even u are the resident in that particular area. I always yum cha in this two area I also never notice their is a steamboat shop which sell pork bone soup... (what ya strategy boss? I think u read the wrong version of blue ocean red ocean, it doesn't mean your shop need to stay far far away from other shop boss, do take note)

Last time when I first visit their main branch aka HQ... (lol, steamboat also got HQ) I still can remember how nice is the pork bone soup.. And the bill also make me remember them quite sometime ^^.... The special thing about pork bone is... The taste getting better and better and better while we wait... The soup won't taste that nice because all the taste haven't come out at the first 30min of boiling..But after half hour or 1 hour boiling... U will feel the soup turning to some cream milk look. Trust me... U will love that soup more than coca cola...

Their are 3 option of base soup... Clear soup which in Chinese we call it (ching tang), porridge soup and the famous pork bone soup.... I,m talking bout the base soup which just to dip not drinking type.. If u ever eat steamboat u should know what I'm talking about.. If u never eat steamboat before I think u are not Malaysian Chinese or maybe you are Muslim or vegetarian... it's not halal and u can stop reading now....







This is how it look like... Just the soup it self with a big pork bone hiding inside..... Don't eat the bone before u finish all the fish ball vegi and all the bla bla bla, save it for the last when the soup turn to cream milk... The soup itself already prepared and u can start to put in all the fish ball, meat ball, or whatever they serve together.... Boil for a while and its ready to eat, I don't think I need to teach u how to eat steamboat right so I'll just cut the crab.. Crab or crap.. Whatever la...

If I not mistaken just the soup itself is RM18 and for the set per pax is RM14.90.... (RM14.90 do not include the soup) and u must order 2 pax and above... Some side order which is a MUST TRY item... Let see













As what u can see above is... Lamp meat which cut until very thin ( wow, this Is my favorite, just dip into the soup for less than 10sec and it's ready to eat, when it mixed with this pork bone soup u just feel like drinking the XO of steam boat, must order item)... Mushroom plus pork meat meat ball.. I din manage to take all the photo of em cus we are just too hungry... Some must try item include the fried wantan (must try), normal sui gao (some also call it wanton, I dunno how to translate to English) octopus meat ball, (they make it super soft so u can feel the bouncy after u boil it for few min...

Overall all the food here is very fresh and nicely served... We din manage to try all the side order but 3 of us din complaint much bout the food... We just order order order until 3 big man can't finish the food and cant proceed to Gents WeeWee

After food must talk bout something which I often drink... Beer... RM14 for tiger big, RM16 for stout and Qing tao... Qing tao is a beer from Taiwan and it's so smooth to drink, u won't feel the gas just like other beer so I would suggest u all order this beer to serve with the hot steamboat...

3 Cheras hot "d" do chat a lot since it's been a long time 3 of our best bro din come out and have dinner together... Haih.. After married is like that.. There is another MIA bro which stay far far away so we din invite him... Maybe next time we can sit down together and talk about some topic like.. Movie, oh no.. We talk about "wall street 2" the whole night and some idea to make money... Hahahaha... I do enjoy even tough I don't talk much that day... Too full until I can't talk... Just keep on drink drink and drink....

I always save the best part to the end... I mean the bill.. Hahaha.. As per what I predict... 3 person all come out with one RM50 note and still need to top up some more.. So u all guess how much is it include the beer...

Overall ranking.. 8/10 where is the another 2 point goes to? Here is some of the reason and the owner should take note if u do read my blog... Yaya.. Cheras ppl must read Cheras Hot D blog... Here is my complaint... Why no chicks one? U should do more to attract some young chicks so we'll have more topic to talk about.. The location and the promotion... I stay in Cheras until now I also never notice your shop... Do some marketing la... Nothing to complaint bout your food and I like it...

Ok, it's kinda late now and I need to sleep... I'll promote u all another steamboat wit name " yummy steamboat" which just less than 500m away... My all time drinking place... Stay tune...

Again think about the 3 Sohai police totally spoil my mood for that night....

Adious...

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How to cook Maggie curry soup

Yo yo yo... What up... Miss my blog right... Today gonna write something Which no one do better than me.. I won't even shame to say that I am Phd in this subject.. As u can see from my title.. Yes, u got it right.. I'm talking bout how to cook Maggie curry....




U know.. Maggie curry is the best instant noodle.. Much better than another brand which start with Maxxi.... Especially the curry flavor, u know, I believe 90% of Malaysian do eat instant noodle before... Want to eat, eat the best, it's always my philosophy.. I do try other brand before but just.. Really cannot match the taste of this... There is sometimes I stop eating this brand due to they change the recipe from 3min to 2 min.. They even lighter the taste of the curry powder... Hei hei.. Some of u do not aware leh.. Now the cooking time for Maggie already reduce to 2 min.. Unlike last time 3min...

U know why those instant noodle maker request to cook it for 3min or 2min while the current technology allow them to get the mee ready to eat within 60sec? Ok, as my blog reader u know another knowledge again.. It's because they do study about human... Usually we cook instant noodle because we already very hungry.. The reason behind is 3min will make us feel the food more delicious.. It won't be too long and won't be to short which will make u lost the patient.... (based on "how do they make it" program in Astro )

Ok, let come back to how to cook it.. U all damn lucky Cus I am the best Maggie cooker... I do study this subject my entire life Cus this is the only thing I know how to cook. Even the mamak store also need to ask my advise... Sibeh geng...

Ok, let start.. What u need to prepare.. A bowl which can fit the pack of Maggie, just like below





Dont use those bowl too big or too small, why this bowl is important, it's because later u need it to measure how much soup u need.. Haha, dunno such thing right? Every time also direct pour from the pipe right? That why I cook better than u... Ok, just pour water which enough to cover the mee but not more than 1cm.. This is very important because if exceed it will dilute the taste of soup.. The recent 2 min cooking recipe very sensitive for the water level.. Ok, as per what the "how to cook" guideline which printed behind the pack, let boil the water 1st... Remember, water level is the key of everything...

Usually the water will boil within 2min.. Unless u use a very big bowl.. Pls refer to my bowl, it's just nice to fit it and as per what I quote on above paragraph, it can have the perfect ratio of 10:1 which is 1cm water cover Maggie.





After the water is boil... Put the curry powder 1st... Don't put the mee... Put curry powder Cus it will make all the mee have equal coverage of the powder taste.. Wait for 5 sec then you can put the mee inside.... The exact time for cook is after the water boil then wait for 3min and 30 sec... This is very important because this is the best timing which u can have the perfect Q of the mee.. Although the reference is only 2min but most of the time it's just too hard to eat if u follow straightly the 2min guideline.. 3min and 30 sec just too nice..




- ok, it's time to enjoy my Maggie.. Adius.

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the reason for one day down

Cheras hot dick will down for one day maintenance due to server problem.. aiyo.. talk cock la.. just because the master of this thing is a bit tipsy.. he hope not to upload all his pron movie or hum sup photo to his blog.. so please forgive him if he said any nonsense thing to you... he just a bit high today after.... some beer.. ^^

at least the cheras hot dick kept his promises not to update hum sup content to his blog... maria ozawa... Aoi sola... i'm so sorry to you both cus i cant say anything bout how great your Japan AV did....

Do allow the hum sup guru to have some rest now cus he need to wake up at 7am tomorrow.. (if you think you cant wake up at tomorrow for important event, just dont sleep, philosophy by cheras hot dick)...

Maria and Aoi... i love you both... do make some great sex video in the future ok.. i'll support you more than how i support lady gaga..

Food review This time is McD

Wahahahha.. I think no one do this review before, only Cheras hot dick this kind of lame people will do such review

Ok, u know, every time before new year, the thing I looking forward are not what new cloth la, new jeans la, new this and new that.. I'm waiting for McD to come out with the prosperity burger....




A burger which unlike other McD product which already make me feel tasteless... They still remain the quality of the burger.. Maybe it's because it is "limited edition"... Limited edition item always catch people attention right?

This burger are make by either beef or chicken.. Full body (I use the term which use on wine) black pepper and some onion.. How full body is it? It full until it start to taste spicy even without u put the sweet chili source with it..




I not a fans of McD chili source Cus I think it's just too sweet.. Not spicy at all... McD do give u a option, up size or medium...where is the small option like last time? I miss it so much, u know, sometimes evening want to eat something, go large just not the best idea, will screw up my dinner later. Sometimes I really don't understand, go large doesn't mean will give u a bigger burger? Why they only serve u with bigger potion soft drink and fries.. Nobody want that ok, give me the large burger next time. U better take note McD...

The prosperity burger do come with a sweet orange juice and some funny "twist" onion... I dunno it's onion or potato.. I just know it taste very nice and it's "limited addition"... Muahahaha

The "twist" onion rings.. Unlike those conventional fries which serve by McD.. U do not need to add black pepper or serve it with ketchup or chili source.. It itself already full with taste after they fries it.. A little salty but just fine for me..

Let talk bout the burger itself.. Chicken and beef.. For me, chicken just not the right choice for this burger because McD are not chicken specialist.. Only me and kentucy fried chicken are the expert.. The beef always the better choice, medium rare style stiffness, soft and perfect match with the black pepper source.. Just like a hum sup guy met with slut.. What a perfect match... The black pepper source just like a black guy with a super powerful fxxking skills, for sure will make u "enjoy" during the whole process... Muahahaha.. Obscene? Whatever u like to call me.. I am..




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Don't scold me if u feel hungry now and tempted to order McD.. I do own their share.. Faster call the delivery hot line.. The burger are calling you.....

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Cheras hot dick on newspaper

On today sin chew newspaper, Cheras hot dick finally famous d... Hahaha







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Watch movie.. Alone

Today is a miracle for me.. I woke up at 8.30am... Earlier than my stupid alarm start to make noise... I think even earlier than the cock wake up.. I know I need to reach office early today Cus I need to do something in Bukit jalil.. Which cannot notice by other.... It's a secret sorry I can't tell

After all this bla bla works.. I drop by at hand pull pan mee, which can be found in previous post..

Have a quick lunch then went back office.. My boss ask me go Kota damansara briefing.. Haih.. Sien... Travel again.. Wookay.. Went there and nobody were there.. Shit.. Must be kena con by my boss again.. Actually they do change the meeting venue but without inform my boss, asshole.... Make me run here and there.. That so call briefing I really dunno what the he'll is that, no system no person in charge, no layout plan no this and that, waste my time.. 4 something and I in Kota Damansara, for sure look for some happy hour place or at least watch a movie in e leisure..

I receive my Fren text which he mention he in PJ area, for sure I will look for him to drink.. But.. He said he will finish at 7 something.. Aiya.. Just fxxk it.. Don't think my thirst can wait u...

No kaki drink, then I decided to go for my all time favorite cinema.. Spark MBO which located in Desa petaling, if u happen to travel heading to sg.besi toll for sure u will saw that big ugly building.. It's 5pm.. And I check my phone for Showtime.. 6.30pm, meet the parent, little fxxker.. Oh that is the movie I want to watch.. And i know I might be late if I watch in other cinema.. U know.. It's not funny to travel back to Cheras or seremban highway at 5pm... It's fxxking jam.. As usual.. PJ.. I hate PJ... Ok... After pay all those mother fxxker toll.. RM1.5 every time when they show u their fat hand.. PJ and damansara again... KNN

As per my super fortune teller instinct skills.. It's really fxxking jam at kerinchi link and federal highway... Nvm.. I play with my phone since my car are moving slowly... Open radio kuat kuat and fxxk the other driver which dunno how to use their signal light.. Show them my new middle finger nail art..

Finally.. I reach the Spark shopping complex.. I never worry for the parking problem because this place only me, flies and cockroach will come... Most of the time no ppl one.. They do have video game center, small Malay style karaoke box, snooker center, giant super market and bla bla.. But since the customer only me, flies and cockroach... It's a very ideal place to snake..

It's already 6.10pm and I just take my time.. Smoke next to my car and slowly walk up to level 4 which their cinema were.. As u know, flies and cockroach don't watch movie.. Only me will watch movie.. I tell the counter.. Meet the fxxker.. 6.30pm.. The screen show all green... Mean I am the only customer... Dont forget.. It's already 6.20pm and I still the number 1 customer, dunno how they going to supply.. I laugh the counter Malay girl also laugh..




- the cp 1 mean I am the only customer at that moment.. Hahahah.. I grab my twistties and apple twister.. Go and pee 1st.. Walk in a choose couple seat to sit down.. Ya.. I pay only RM5 but no one were there for sure I can sit everywhere I like.. Do have a try next time.. Most of the date u can do that.. The seat are all leather covered.. Carpet no stinky smell. The special couple seat can lay down one.. Maybe they design this just in case some couple wanna make love inside.. Who know.. Got spring mah..









Surprisingly I saw a couple come in at 6.28pm.. And sit next to me.. There is only 4 couple seat at the back and u choose the corner one.. Some more the face look so hum sup.. I know what u wan to do la.. So I just give him a chance, move to the next seat and allow him to hum sup hos Gf later... Ok.. The ad kick in... Finally got few ppl come on.. I think max is 8 ppl include me and that hum sup couple..

Wah.. The guy like cannot wait.. Movie just start and start kissing d.. Hand also run here and there, the tudung almost fall down.. Wow.. What an action...

Nvm.. Go back watch porn better.. Suddenly the screen show my dream girl.. Natalie portman.. She have a new movie call no string attached and all about make love.. Funny right, yes it is all about make love.. Go and check it out when it's available.. Btw forget to congrate her to win dunno what best actress in few award.




Go back to the movie which i gonna watch.. Meet the parent: little Fockers.. (i like this name, just like how i like cheras hot dick. My all time favorite Ben stiller, Robert De Niro (the god fxxker) and Jessica alba... Waaaaaa.. Jessica alba




Damn, she so gorgeous.. Dun wan to talk much bout the movie but I do like this kind of movie, humor but not stupid or lame.. High class joke man..

There is only one script I like the most.. "you are my true north, I will never get lost when I be with u" so wonderful is it? it come out from the mouth of a playboy... Oh.. Btw... Jessica alba do show her sweet smile again.. I melt.. And she even wear bra in this movie.. Wow... What a body shape... Damn.. Fxxking hot...

Movie finish.. Go back home.. Buy some beer.. That my day.. Tomorrow need to fight some target again.. My Europe tour waiting for me to board..

Adios....


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