Friday, February 18, 2011

Kin Kim chili pan mee

Hola...Oh, it's been long time I din update my blog.. Here I am.. The people's champion...Cheras hot dick

As per my previous blog, u must think I gonna post some food review right? Ya u are right, I am going to post some stupid food review again... But oh, this time is some awesome shit... I would bet all the single cent I have in my wallet for how awesome this shop is....

What I going to say today is pan mee.. Chili pan mee.. The super duper awesome donkeylicious chili pan mee. The founder of chili pan mee in Malaysia.. The trend leader.. The "mother" of all chili pan mee.... And it's name is........ Jitco chili pan mee... Nono.. Just joking.. It's call Kin kin chili pan mee.. This is how the shop look like..









I agree they have a funny name.. As usual.. Malaysian are just too lazy to think of any bombastic name... What this shop famous for? 1st for sure is their chili pan mee.. 2nd would be how long u need to Q up at lunch time.. And the last and most awesome one is... How LAN Si is the boss.. (*LAN Si mean "rampant" according to my dictionary) he would just ask u to leave if u can't wait.. Sometime he will scold his staff as well.. The fatty boss really awesome.. I kinda like this candy ass's attitude... He got character man..

Ok.. Let talk bout the location 1st.. It's located in jalan TUnku Abdul Rahman aka jalan TAR, next to chow kit... U need to make a u turn if u come from Jalan Raja laut, (u turn at standard chartered bank), u will pass by few famous agua zone and u will see one pizza hut.. Take the junction right in front of pizza hut.. It's on your left and take the first right after u turn in.. It's located in end of da road.. If u prefer guide by GPS.. Here is your street name, I think the "j" stolen by some drug addict? I guess.. j is too awesome to live with.. For your info, do not simply park your car.. This is hot zone for DBKL and police.. If u don't want to pay RM80 for your lunch.. Better park in proper car park, there is an open space car park within walking distance..



Let talk bout the pan mee.. Why is it so famous? When they serve, they will serve u with a UTONG mee alike mee.. Plain with an egg on it.. Don't just eat like that Cus we are talking bout chili pan mee.. For sure it must serve with chili... If u can't take anything spicy.. Better don't try.. U can just eat like those Japanese without adding chili.. It's just a plain utong mee.. Let talk something bout the chili (it's on your table), for the first time virgin.. I would suggest u don't serve more than 2 scoops, unless u are very confident for your spicy level then u can go for 3 scoops and above... The most awesome man which I know is the spicy contest 2009 champion can only take 4 and half scoop. So u might prove it to me how awesome u are for adding more than 4 scoops.. In my opinion..adding 1 scoop is spicy.. 2 scoop is very spicy but still acceptable. 3 scoop and 4 scoop mean your tongue spicy taste is gone.. 5 scoops above can consider suicide... Don't trust me.. Try it.. I just can't understand why those chili can be so spicy.. U know, the spicy level is spice until u can't talk for the next hours.. I'm serious.. Try it yourself..my max level is 3 scoops and it's my max d... Beside the spicy, there will be some side effect which will happen after next day.. Your ass hole will burn.. Hahahahha.. Its true.. Try it.. Let have a look on this evil chili pan mee




This is how they serve.. Some pork, pan mee and eg.. Justblookmalike UTONG mee..




This is after u mix it with chili.. Yes.. It will turn to dark RED... Challenge yourself.. Bring more tissue to wipe your sweat..





This is the soup come with package... Must drink because it's awesome as well... I love this so much...

Oh damn.. Why I deleted the chili photo.. But never ,nd u all can explore yourself... I can tell u.. U will addict for this pan mee.. Some people can walk for 15min just for this pan mee.. I would say it's a creation from Satan, the devil king.. Just to seduce you guy like how he seduce EVE to taste that sinful "APPLE"

U must mixed the chili and all the ingredient properly before u eat..the first bite.. U will feel your bod temperature starting to heat up and u can't wait to take the 2nd bite... It's just taste so nice with the 40% boil egg and the chili start to prove u how powerful they can be. As per my hot dick's food review experience.. There is no other chili pan mee can fight this one although there are so man trend follower.. Those which show on tv or newspaper.. O NO one can beat them, even their own branch which located near to pandan indah police station.. Opposite steven corner.. I like this shop because this boss actually is English educated.. He always write some funny shit on da wall.. Using marker pen.. It's true.. Too bad I can't take all the photo but I still manage to take one.. Read it yourself




He is just too awesome to write this funny shit.. And u can find more in his shop.. He always update it.. Sometimes he also scold other shop which using his name to cheat customer... Ok, I gtg cus I got next appointment.. Challenge yourself and try this... I really seriously recommend for u to try to shop.. mOne guarantee back warranty...

If you smellllllllllllllllllll.. What Jitco... Is cooking...

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Sunday, February 13, 2011

The day of real estate agent.. A WTF story

This blog contain lot of dirty word.. If u are under 18 kindly stop reading or u must seek parent guide...


Today just not my day... After few day din sleep due to CNY cerebration.. U know... Open table the whole night.. Finally I can enjoy some sleep.. But oh.. I know I got lot of place to visit... I need to pass back the key to my client which wait for me in Damansara... I Aldo need to bank in cheque to few bank.. The worst part is I need to go to a jungle take photo which I got no idea where the hell it is...

Ok.. Wake up... My mum forgot help me buy breakfast.. Nvm.. It mean I have chance to explore some good food nearby my house.. I choose to eat the prawn lum mee nearby my house.. The food really not bad.. The only thing which I dunno is da price.. WTF, one mee and ais Chinese tea cost me RM8... U really thought u put lobster inside to make the soup ah.. Nvm.. I tell myself I only visit her shop during Chinese festive Season.. I not gonna blog bout it although they kinda famous.. That the consequences to make Cheras hot dick not happy...

After the delicious but expensive brunch.. Planning to bank in cheque in Taman Connaught since they have most bank in Cheras.. After I park my car and start to walk in to da bank.. (I need to bank in 5 cheque to 5 different bank) all da cheque machine "out of service" damn WTF !!!! The only one which din broke down is Hong Leong bank... Another WTF again.. They running out of bank in bank in slip... I personally think hong Leong cheque bank in system is da worst in the world.. Now my iPhone can touch screen and take photo.. U still require us to write the details and put in that funny looking bank in slip.. The best part is your bank never put the bank in slip in da bank... Tan Sri quek.. This is not da way do business.. Smemore u say u want to buy over EON bank.. Fxxk la... Kao dim your lousy kiosk system first..

Ater all the banking frustration, (I din manage to bank in any cheque) It's time to hand over back the key to my client... He told me he in Kota damansara now... Oh another WTF... I stay in Cheras leh... Nvm.. Service line mah.. Must provide some service.. All da way to damansara... Traffic jam.. Another WTF... It took me about 1 hours plus to handle back the key and finish all the stupid banking thing... I need to go bangi

My toughest task for today is to take photo of a piece of land and it's jungle... I got no idea where it is.. So I can only rely the google maps GPS of my iPad.. The search result out.. WTF... I need to pass the LDP highway from damansara perdana, then turn to puchong, pass through dengkil, then putrajaya and after few kampung narrow road I'll reach.. It show there 55km... Ok.. What to do.. Agent mah..it's part of my job.. Have to do it..

Dunno is my Ferrari too fast or the GPS too slow.. (I was driving average of 140km/h I da highway) I miss 1 turning.. U know how pain it is when u miss a junction in highway? It mean u need to drive another 20km and pay double toll...WTF........ It took me close to 1 hour plus to find the place.. I step down of my car.. God come out and ask me.. "Hey kids.. Wanna shower?" then he start raining.... This time I really dulan d..I hold the umbrella and took photo with my phone.. Just don't care how heavy the rain is.. My shirt is wet, my pant wet.. Even my car interior also wet... Never mind.. U wanna challenge my patient right. I never scare of u.. I AM CHERAS HOT DICK....

The best part is yet to come.. After I took all those photo I think sufficient for me to prepare the report and go back to my car.. It stop raining...

WTF again la... I also dunno how many WTF I use today... I'm still nearby this jungle at 8pm (Cus it start to rain back and I decided to write this blog) now I'm sitting at a quite pretty coffee shop with lake view.. Hahaha.. God this time u lose to me Cus I enjoy my white coffee now... U din knock me down... Muahahahahaha

Thats is.. Hopefully no more WTF for today...


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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Over Time Bistro

Oh, i cant believe this.. i never ever post any blog regarding drinking place.. heih.. it should be like that.. i was thinking to post only drinking place for all my content.. and dunno why, google ad sense do rejected my application due to my blog got "ADULT CONTENT" hei.. since when u all found out adult content? or maybe u talking about naked French fries or what???? really non sense

From LomoLomo.

From LomoLomo.

Ok.. let talk bout this Over time Bistro & Cafe.... The 1st branch i do visit is Kota Damansara Giza branch.. i thought that is the one and only branch. oh.. bistro got singing performance. got people play piano and saxophone.. the girl all wear weird bavaria costume.. (but i like it so much cus the skirt very very short).. I do meet up with some pretty bavarian girl which work there.. yes is you Miss XXX.. hahaha

They do have 4 branches currently and i do visit all of them.. (if not mistaken is 4) which is Kota Damansara Giza Branch, KL Life center which next to beach club, IOI puchong boulevard and also One Mont Kiara which recently launch. Muahahhaha.. me.. geng leh.. always drink one.. The photo shown above is the new branch located in One Mont Kiara.. right opposite Plaza Mont Kiara.. own by lee ga seng.. (i heard la)

Over time serve one one type of beer which is Starker Beer. What so special bout this beer? It consist of 2 different taste. Starker Lager and Starker Aromatic... both come with 2 different type of taste.. as you know.. Lager and Ale are totally different brewing skill so it would taste totally different.. i myself is a lager fans.. i.e Tiger, Heineken and etc.. the rest are all ale brew beer. the special about how Overtime serve beer is they only serve fresh beer. Which stall in wood barrel.. wow.. it cost a lot man..

Starker Lager taste very close to tiger beer but not so gassy.. and bit sweet
Starker aromatic taste close to hoergarden.. or some said like penang.. the funny fruit which very popular in Pulau Pinang or taiwan..

Here is what i extract from their website since my write up not that good, very bombastic english one.. (the bracket is my own comment)

"Traditional brewed from malted barley, wheat and german hops (and water), the german style fresh beer is unfiltered and unpasteurised, to preserve its natural taste and aroma. Its give way to a full-bodied, clean and crisp after taste that smoothes all the way through to quench the greatest thirst (super bombastic)

Starker guarantees freshes with a strict 7 days shelf-life policy and served straight from the barrel, best consume at 3 Celsius for your maximum pleasure (drink just drink la... still want what 3 celsius). Beer so cold and taste so revitalizing, let the fresh experience begin right away (sound like talking bout smoking, hahaha)

Starker Lager

A full bodied lager beer with a distinctive herbal aroma, golden brown in color, its notable malty taste and medium bitterness from the hops give it a distinctive character with a rounded, smoother mouth feel.

Starker Aromatic

Golden yellow in appearance, a medium-bodied beer with fresh fruity hints and herba aroma.. malty sweet in taste with apparent citrus notes, leading to a refreshing clean and crisp after taste.. "


So accordingly to the write up above. beside the bombastic english.. all about imagination.. very hard to tell you the taste but its kinda smooth and easy to drink even for a lady. Do aware.. the after boost for this beer is kinda strong. I would advise you take not more than 2 pints if you not a regular drinker. Usually i wont take too much cus i experience the "turbo Boost" before

There is an on going promotion.. if you order before 7pm, buy 1 pints free 1 pints, buy 1 barrel free 1 barrel, if 7pm-9pm would be buy 1 pints free half buy 1 barrel free another 2 big pints. RM36++ per pints and RM300 per barrel if i not mistaken.

A good place for colleague to chill out and happy hours.. Happy hours mean you no need to stuck in traffic during rush hour and sit in bistro. point your finger and laugh at those people who stuck in traffic.. (i always do that) Beside, happy hours also mean drinking hours.. special discounted liquor/beer price. a lot of Office ladies walk here and there... how can you not happy.. cest la vie..

I'll upload more blog for drinking place from now on.. must stick back to my innitial planning.. cannot be always food review la.. artist review la.. i also need to earn some money

BTW... Overtime will you pay me for blog about you ????

Tou tou gui bak Gud teh



Woo woo woo... Long time din update my blog.. Busy mah, u know in January, need to attend a lot of annual dinner. Annual dinner mean what? Drunk or tipsy lo, so to avoid I post something stupid... I better wait till I sober only update my blog...

This time I gonna make it more interesting by post video... Yo yo yo.. Video.. Sound damn pro, I am awesome I know... ^^ dont complaint bout the background music.. i'm a sentimental man.. and i'm the copyright owner.. i can put whatever music i like.. muahahahahahahah

Actually I got so many thing in mind want to update... I just want to do it nicely... U know.. Although I'm not pro but I try my best make it look pro..

Yyayayayaya.. I know.. Cut the crap right.. Let stick back to my post... I what to present to u.. Bak Gud teh... All the while I'm a BGT lover.. Is super fans that type.. Can eat 3 times a day and continue for 1 whole weeks... I think all my friend know that.. When I eat a lot.. It mean I know how to choose a good BGT.. So far only 2 stall really win my heart... One located in Lot 10 food court but that one serve dry type only. I still prefer the soup one.. Original mah...so I gonna write something bout soup one..

P/s A small secret bout my family... We do eat BGT as our dinner almost every Sunday... Serious...

According to my uncle, this is the first BGT in kuala lumpur (according to him so no quote or reference ok) previously it located in the stinky pudu pasar..it only open at night, I do try in Pudu market before... The big mushroom and the full rich taste of herb soup really gave me a deep impression. Wow, how come the soup can be so "kao"... And that the way I like it.. Dunno when, the shop disappear... Oh my god... I don't want to settle down with other cheap blak BGT stall... (especially in old Klang road one) yiak.... Tasteless.... But good thing will not disappear.. Finally my uncle manage to found out they shifted to kampung pandan (I always confused with the area Cus got so many pandan here, pandan indah, pandan jaya, kampung pandan, pandan dalam DLL * dan lain lain) so I guess it should be in kampung pandan..












How to get there? For sure by car, don't ask me how to get there by LRT or public transport, I'm a Dato so I never take public transport...k... I think everyone know Taman maluri (Cheras) jaya jusco right, just go straight all the way after u turn in jusco... Go until the end and you'll see a traffic light in front of t-junction. Turn left will lead u to bulatan kampung pandan and u should turn right instead of turn left (sorry BS ing)..it should be the 1st left AFTER u take right, u will see some 5 story walk up apartment on your left and shop lot on your right on da main road...take the 1st left and you will see a school on your left (forget bout the name Cus I dunno).. Go straight and u will pass by some bump... (I hate it Cus it hurt my ferrari's chassis) go go go until u see a shop row on your right.. Turn in (right) and u should b able to see the BGT stall.

If u come from MRR2... even more easier, from kepong side heading to Cheras, then u just take the pandan flyover.. There is only one flyover which u can make a u turn..make a u turn to the opposite road and take the 1st left go down.. U should be able to see the signboard turn right to cempaka (in front of traffic right) don't turn right and go straight further until u reach the 2nd traffic light, turn left and go straight.. Look at your right hand side and u be able to see the apartment I mention.. Another landmark will be you will pass by one big fruit stall on your right... Turn right after u saw the fruit stall.. It's kinda big so it's very easy to recognize.. If still cannot find then call me..

What so special bout this BGT? They do serve yam rice... Yeah baby.. Yam rice which u hardly find in Klang valley... They serve BGT in two way, Normal one or clay port. Clay port usually will make the heat more lasting so I would recommend go for clay port although it's more expensive... Add mushroom if u rich enough like me (I am very very rich for your info).. Beside, u can order Pork leg vinegar and pork gut soup (g tou tong, I dunno how to translate it in english) that soup mixed with some pork organ and u can taste the black pepper... Quite nice also... The Yao zha gui (Chinese friend bread) and tauhu pok is a must for BGT, that one no need mention right? Order the pork meat half thin half fat... That the way I like it.. Some ppl prefer pai guat and some prefer sai guat... Depend on you la..

Even thought they allow some foreign worker to cook but the taste still remain 85% like last them operate their stall in Pudu.. What to do, everything also expensive, labour and pork price increase every year.. So we just have to bear with it lo.. If u prefer light taste.. This is not the good BGT for u.. If u prefer those turbo taste BGT Herb then I think this is the best choice u can go.. If I not mistaken the price would be Rm13.50 per pax for normal BGT.. Not that expensive and it ain't not cheap... Close every fortnightly Monday. 5pm till 1.30am... But don't go too late Cus no more taste d...

Do have a try and call me if u need company... I always on if u talk bout BGT




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